"Gym"

Steve’s New Year’s resolution was simple: join the gym and finally get himself into shape. He signed up online back in January, paid the membership fee (I paid) and sat back to wait for the results. After all, that’s how these things work, right? You join, you get fit. Easy. But ten months later, he can’t see any sign of the six-pack he was promised (unless you count the one in our fridge). Today Steve is taking drastic action and he’s driving down to the gym in person to demand some answers. Good luck, Steve!