And In Otter News….

First things first, this website is for smiles. I’ve always loved otters, and I thought it would be fun to put a whole lot of them in one place. It’s only me making this website, so bear with me! There’s a lot to do and you’ll probably stumble accross unfinished bits.

But First, Some Science.

Latest News

Otter Vs. Lettuce

I wish I felt this excited about salad. I've never watched an otter devour a whole lettuce before, and I have to say it was... fascinating. This is [...]

Otter Cake Tutorial

I don't make cakes (I try, but the end results are usually pretty horrific) so I think it's best left to experts like 'The Lovely Baker'. Let a professional show you how it's done.

Good Morning Water Sausage!

This is Sakura the Otter who lives with her owner (Mako) in Japan! These two are pretty awesome, and they have their own website too. Alas my Japanese is [...]

Otter Of The Week:

Steve, Aug '18

Opened a massage paw-lour recently. Didn’t go too well.
Likes Sushi, Five Guys, and those little biscuits you get free with Coffee
Really good at messing things up, but does try very hard.
Is a nice chap really, once you get to know him.

Awful Otter Joke Of The week:

Q: How Does An Otter Drive To Work?

A: In His Otter-Mobile