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And In Otter News….

First things first, this website is for smiles. I’ve always loved otters, and I thought it would be fun to put a whole lot of them in one place. It’s only me making this website, so bear with me! There’s a lot to do and you’ll probably stumble accross unfinished bits.

My Twitter account:

So, it’s true. I have been suspended from Twitter! I’m totally gutted and have spent the last week trying to get over the loss of my beloved Otter News account. I can’t get a comprehensive answer from Twitter as to why, but It seems I flagged up as spam in the algorithms. I’ve tried appealing several times, but I think it’s mostly automated at this stage. I don’t think there is much I (or anyone else) can do. I’m so sorry to everyone that enjoyed my tweets. I had that account for approx 8 years, and I like to think we had a lot of fun while it lasted. I’m glad I could make people smile.
So what now? Well the upshot is that all that time I spent on Twitter will now have to be invested in different places (I’m not giving up on the otters!) So watch this space. There should be new (possibly better) content coming soon, and I’m also going to be looking into new platforms like Youtube. Bear with me guys, and if you want to get in touch just drop me an email, or sign up to the mailing list. Just don’t forget me (or Steve) OK! I just need a couple more days to cry.
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