'Employee Of The Month'

Well, I suppose congratulations are in order… although I have a sneaking suspicion Steve has been making these awards for himself each month. After all, he’s the only one in the office who ever wins. He’s also oddly secretive about the whole thing almost as if it’s not an entirely official or recognised award. Still, who am I to question his achievements? Well done, Steve. This is clearly 100% tangible proof that you’re at least trying your best.