Are these not the best thing you’ve ever seen!?

“Who would expect an otter to surround your books? With The Otto The Otter Bookend Set, you can do just that. This set does double decorative duty. If you want to display Otto with books, he holds them in between his head and the rest of his body. As a home decor item, put Otto together and he sits on the shelf playfully looking down at you and your guests with his paws touching.”