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So you’ve come here for Steve? Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you….

“Steeeeeeveeeeeee, you have a visitor”

Steve Begs For A Business Loan

2019-02-23T14:45:41+01:00

Steve turned up on my doorstep today begging for another business loan. In light of the fact that this would be the fifth loan of the year, I [...]

Steve Begs For A Business Loan2019-02-23T14:45:41+01:00

Brad & Steve back in their college days.

2019-01-17T21:17:04+01:00

Believe it or not Steve and Brad actually used to get on quite well. They were pretty notorious around campus, especially Steve. Unfortunately I don't think much learning [...]

Brad & Steve back in their college days.2019-01-17T21:17:04+01:00

Steve And Mr Crab have a fall out

2018-08-09T22:06:24+01:00

I really have no idea what this is all about, they're usually best of friends. I'll try and get it out of Steve later on, but for now he's gone to his bedroom and is playing his 'break-up' playlist on full volume. I Think it's best I leave him to it

Steve And Mr Crab have a fall out2018-08-09T22:06:24+01:00

Brad makes a move on Sharon & Steve gets jealous.

2018-08-09T22:06:48+01:00

I don't believe Steve actually cared about Sharon before Brad appeared on the scene. I suspect this is more of a 'Steve just really hates Brad' kinda thing. To be fair to Steve, Brad is a bit of a tw*t. I know for a fact he's 'borrowed' Steve's stuff from the canteen fridge in the past.

Brad makes a move on Sharon & Steve gets jealous.2018-08-09T22:06:48+01:00

Steve Picks Up A Large Rock

2018-07-30T15:29:06+01:00

Hang on. Steve is not working at all! Steve is sleeping. I should have known. Only Steve can make a crafty nap on a warm rock look like hard [...]

Steve Picks Up A Large Rock2018-07-30T15:29:06+01:00

Steve’s Massage Parlour

2018-08-04T22:33:11+01:00

Stiff joints? Back being a Rotter? Come see Steve, the Otter De-Knotter. OK, we should all be a bit worried about this. Steve, bless him, has [...]

Steve’s Massage Parlour2018-08-04T22:33:11+01:00