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Hi, It's me, the person that writes all these weird things! I'm also friends with Steve, are you trying to get hold of him? Anyway, If you're enjoying the site, let me know - I need the confidence boost.
Hi, It's me, the person that writes all these weird things! I'm also friends with Steve, if you're trying to get hold of him?

Otters That Partied Too hard

2018-09-04T14:45:41+00:00

word on the street is that a massive party went down at Steve’s house last night. All the cool otters were there, and I’m hearing some wild reports. Let’s just hope everyone got home safe

Otters That Partied Too hard2018-09-04T14:45:41+00:00

Steve And Mr Crab have a fall out

2018-08-09T22:06:24+00:00

I really have no idea what this is all about, they're usually best of friends. I'll try and get it out of Steve later on, but for now he's gone to his bedroom and is playing his 'break-up' playlist on full volume. I Think it's best I leave him to it

Steve And Mr Crab have a fall out2018-08-09T22:06:24+00:00

Brad makes a move on Sharon & Steve gets jealous.

2018-08-09T22:06:48+00:00

I don't believe Steve actually cared about Sharon before Brad appeared on the scene. I suspect this is more of a 'Steve just really hates Brad' kinda thing. To be fair to Steve, Brad is a bit of a tw*t. I know for a fact he's 'borrowed' Steve's stuff from the canteen fridge in the past.

Brad makes a move on Sharon & Steve gets jealous.2018-08-09T22:06:48+00:00

Steve Picks Up A Large Rock

2018-07-30T15:29:06+00:00

Hang on. Steve is not working at all! Steve is sleeping. I should have known. Only Steve can make a crafty nap on a warm rock look like hard [...]

Steve Picks Up A Large Rock2018-07-30T15:29:06+00:00

Guess The Film – Round #1

2018-07-27T15:27:40+00:00

Welcome to round one of 'Guess The film'. The gameshow where I spend ages finding otter pictures that will give you a clue to a certain film from years [...]

Guess The Film – Round #12018-07-27T15:27:40+00:00

Thanks for the pebble

2018-07-27T12:04:18+00:00

When you try to act grateful, but you've actually already got loads of pebbles at home already.... I've looked and can't find the owner. If it's you, [...]

Thanks for the pebble2018-07-27T12:04:18+00:00

Tilly The River Otter

2018-08-04T22:24:30+00:00

Tilly the Otter was found as an orphan at only two months of age. She was found being attacked by a cat, and none of her family were around [...]

Tilly The River Otter2018-08-04T22:24:30+00:00

You Otter floss

2018-08-04T20:46:43+00:00

You Otter floss at least every otter day. Well, that's what everyone down at the Otter sanctury is saying anyway... https://twitter.com/shige_tamal/status/1021366086896300033 [...]

You Otter floss2018-08-04T20:46:43+00:00
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